The Masturbation Diet
A survey of 206,000,000 men indicated that 96% devote more time and effort to masturbating than jogging, tennis, or golf, and we felt that the time was right for a new type of diet, one that works.
New research claims that masturbation is EXCELLENT for weight loss as the physiological changes in your body during masturbation are consistent with vigorous workouts in the gym.
Masturbation is considered by many to be the cornerstone of LIFE, can it also be a great way to lose weight?
Most men believe that they already know everything about their own coin purse but I'm sure that pulling it for pounds never crossed their minds. If you are as serious about your Masturbation as I am sure you are then read on for some tips on how draining the baby gravy can help create that washboard stomach.
WARNING!
You Must be 18 years or older in order to proceed further into this website. By clicking either the "Male" or "Female" tab, you agree that you are 18 years or older and therefore you cannot blame us if you get caught.
Lube up now and get your keyboard covers ready to prevent wrecking it (saftey goggles are optional, but highly reccommended).
CHOOSE YOUR GENDER!
